Two Steps From Hell: Music for Motion Picture Advertising

May 27, 4:46pm 1 review music, trailer, epic, tsfh
http://www.twostepsfromhell.com/index-home.php

Awesome music used in trailers, really epic sounds!

Lawyer Light-Bulb Joke

May 20, 4:31pm 1 review humor, joke, lawyer, light-bulb-joke
http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/lblawyer.html

jajajajajaja

Fully Ramblomatic.com - Essays

Apr 30, 3:03pm 1 review humor, pope, yahtzee, zero-punctuation, fully-ramblomatic
http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/essays/pope.htm

Hilarious! Done by Zero Punctuation's Yahtzee a while ago...

"SCENE 2: Heaven

(The Holy Ghost replaces phone. God emerges from a room, doing up his belt)

GOD: Who was that on the phone?

HOLY GHOST: The Pope. He wanted to know if there's any sex up here.

GOD: (laughs) And you said?

HOLY GHOST: I said, 'It's Heaven, you old twat, it's paradise, what do you think?'

(Jesus rushes in)

JC: Dad! HG! The Pope's been going round saying there's no sex up here!

GOD: What! But we're at it like knives 24/7! If the public thinks there's no sex they won't want to come here anymore!

HOLY GHOST: That doddering old git! I'm gonna go smite him.

JC: No! We must preach a message of peace and non-killing!

(God and HG exchange looks)

GOD: Go clean your room, young man.

JC: Aww. (leaves)

GOD: (to Holy Ghost) I'm gonna go back in my harem for a few hours. You try and sort this mess up. And take that sheet off your head!

HOLY GHOST: Aww."

passiveaggressivenotes.com — passive-aggressive notes from roommates, neighbor…

Apr 15, 6:02pm 5 reviews humor
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/page/3/

Shop Hacks: Avoid Eating Stale Candy By Learning The Secret Candy Codes

Apr 9, 6:17am 4 reviews cooking
http://consumerist.com/377393/avoid-eating-stale-candy-by-learning-the-secret...

Nice tips not to buy old candy...

Some paradoxes - an anthology

Mar 28, 11:13am 234 reviews logic, paradox
http://www.paradoxes.co.uk/

"There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to." AAHHH MY BRAINNN

To Read Later :: Firefox Add-ons

Feb 24, 11:32am 2 reviews firefox, bookmarks, extension, add-on, to-read-later
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/6000

Nice little firefox extension that allows you to set temporary bookmarks with stuff you want to check out later.

http://pp.mnfu.com/

Feb 22, 10:10am 1 review physics, video-games, nintendo, ds, pocket-physics
http://pp.mnfu.com/

A site to upload your Pocket Physics Sketches! Pretty neat!

CERN - Safety at the LHC

Feb 22, 8:24am 11 reviews science, safety, cern, lhc
http://public.web.cern.ch/public/en/LHC/Safety-en.html

hehehe the LHC will destroyyy the world!!!1 No, not really.