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Kdala is a 19 year old single guy from Zapopan, Jalisco, Mexico.

Fully Ramblomatic.com - Essays: Apr 30, 3:03pm (1 review) http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/essays/p...; Hilarious! Done by Zero Punctuation's Yahtzee a while ago...

"SCENE 2: Heaven

(The Holy Ghost replaces phone. God emerges from a room, doing up his belt)

GOD: Who was that on the phone?

HOLY GHOST: The Pope. He wanted to know if there's any sex up here.

GOD: (laughs) And you said?

HOLY GHOST: I said, 'It's Heaven, you old twat, it's paradise, what do you think?'

(Jesus rushes in)

JC: Dad! HG! The Pope's been going round saying there's no sex up here!

GOD: What! But we're at it like knives 24/7! If the public thinks there's no sex they won't want to come here anymore!

HOLY GHOST: That doddering old git! I'm gonna go smite him.

JC: No! We must preach a message of peace and non-killing!

(God and HG exchange looks)

GOD: Go clean your room, young man.

JC: Aww. (leaves)

GOD: (to Holy Ghost) I'm gonna go back in my harem for a few hours. You try and sort this mess up. And take that sheet off your head!

HOLY GHOST: Aww."

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